TAG

I received a letter today from Finn’s attorney indicating that the blog postings including  Finn’s image are in violation of his TAG (Tiny Actor’s Guild)  agreement.   Apparently,  I should be paying royalties to the diminutive talent as follows:

– One (1) pumpkin cookie for each image

– Two (2) pumpkin cookies and one (1) scoop of Green Mint Chip for each video clip

– Personal appearances are to be booked through his agent,  Patsy Cardoni (aka Nonnie),  and are subject to change.   His green room should be stocked with Similac,  the complete set of Einstein videos and only red M&Ms.

– Finn Patrick Kane has first right of refusal on playdates, walks, and interviews if he is tired, teething or if he receives a better offer.

Failure to meet FPK’s demands, results in a breach of contract and rigor mortis back arching.     

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